**** NON ICMELER CHAT THREAD.****

[redrhino12]

A little graph for jozzyd to help keep a record of her days without smokeing.

..................FEBUARY..DAYS..................................MARCH..DAYS
15..16..17..18..19.20.21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28.1,,,2..3...4...5...6...7...8..9..10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.
. . .. . . . . .
.............March..Days................................................................................April...Days
20.21.22.23.24.25,26.27.28.29.30.31.1..2..3....4...5...6..7...8...9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20.21.22
. . . .
.............April.. Days...................................................May.. Days.......................................................
23.24.25.26.27.28.29.30.1...2...3...4...5..6...7...8...9...10.11.12.13..14.15.16.17.18.19.20.21.22.23.
. .

[Jozzyd]

Thanks Gene. C'mon Colette waiting with bated breath

[Colette]

Sorry my bathroom has sprung a leak and gone through my living room ceiling

so I can't play for now am waiting for a plumber man to come and look at it as my light fitting is filling up with water

[Jozzyd]

Ok good luck and hope plumber man is quick and cheap

[Colette]

As long as he is good looking

He can charge what he wants, it' the Landlord paying him he he he

[Jozzyd]

Ha ha nice one Colette, if he is good looking hope it takes ages, if he is a minger hope it's quick then you can come and play out

[LynnJenny]

have you seen some of the plummers these days we had one in before xmas must have been about 70 god love him took him ages got their in the end god help you if you get someone like him colette

[Colette]

ha ha he came back yesterday to finish the job, he brought another lad with him, they were both young and good looking

Only problem is my mum and dad called at the same time, so I couldn't be a flirt

[duffaire]

Foiled again Colette

[Colette]

I know George, it's just not on

[Sue]

I had a builder in my house a few years ago, he asked if he could go to my loo, when i went in later and he had left a deposit on the mat by the toilet and covered it up when I tackled him about it he said that he did not realize he had missed

[LynnJenny]

the dirty pig

[Colette]

[Colette]

ahh yes but I know you won't tell him hehe

[reesy1959]

Is John in Icmeler now?

[Colette]

I believe he is, and awaiting all his lovely 50th Birthday pressies, which don't forget should all be about cats, cos he loves them

[reesy1959]

Hehee, he will kill you Col.

[Colette]

I has a big stick to hit him with

[Fanny]

...with a few cats as back up I hope Colette?

Donna - you missed a chance there, you could have had Puss in Boots as the theme for the 50th boat trip

[reesy1959]

Is John in Icmeler now?

.....and dont we know it!!!!

Tell him to relax, let his hair down, go easy on the staff and just be kind to the cats