Hilarious Episodes.

[w3ndy]

I always have a brilliant laugh when I go to Icmeler, here's just a couple of instances Ok they're you'd have to be there moments but made my holiday all the same,

My son ordered a fry up one morning, when it arrived he said to the waiter , Ive only got two sausages and in the picture there's four. Waiter said so sorry sir took his plate away cut both the sausages in half then brought it back. I nearly wet myself. Sons face was a picture.

Was stood minding my own business by the pool one day and one of the staff pushed me in. Pretended I was drowning and couldn't swim and two of them jumped in fully clothed to save me while I swam off. (Don't try this one you will pay for it dearly and get dumped in the pool at every available moment)

After a night out in Marmaris realised we'd run out of money and flagged down a passing police car. Got a lift back to the apartments whilst the guy driving was talking to us in the back and I was screeching at him to look out for pedestrians and the odd guy on a bike. Conversation : I am learning English what time is it? Me : It's quarter to six. Guy in the front ah yes I am 31??? Got back to the apartments and they produced a camera and insisted the security guard at the apartments took all our pictures together in front of the police car .

I have loads more but I'd get banned

Anybody else have funny stories to share, although I guess you all have

[Fanny]

keep 'em coming w3ndy - we're not shy

[KarenH]

brillaint stories.....

karen xx

[archiebabe]

hi w3ndy,where's the photo's then or will there be banned

[sandybeach]

They are so funny please dont stop now
sandy

[andy robinson]

brilliant ,,, like you say its those things that make the holiday,,,, i was on the karaoke in Mustis bar in Armatulan as i turned round to look for the reaction of the audience EVERYONE had a serviette coming out their ears ,(bloody attilla ) it was so funny i could'nt finish for laughing ,,,,, keep them coming ...

[polly]

Last October in Oscars, I've had the time of my life from dirty dancing started playing. Speedy was was coming towards me with his hand outstretched beckoning me to get up and dance with him. I stood up as he reached our table, smiled at him, and made a quick exit to the loo as he went to the table behind us and escorted a pretty young girl about 30 years my junior on to the dance floor.
Hubby thought it was hilarious.

Polly

After a night out in Marmaris realised we'd run out of money and flagged down a passing police car. Got a lift back to the apartments whilst the guy driving was talking to us in the back and I was screeching at him to look out for pedestrians and the odd guy on a bike. Conversation : I am learning English what time is it? Me : It's quarter to six. Guy in the front ah yes I am 31??? Got back to the apartments and they produced a camera and insisted the security guard at the apartments took all our pictures together in front of the police car .

Where else would the Police do that for you. Just shows what nice kind people Turkish people are.

I got lost once in London in a really rough area late at night, tried to flag a passing Police car down and they didn't even stop.

Steve

My sons a copper and the health and safety nuts would get him sacked if he did that.