ACTORS
Berni they weren't actors they were real people and they really do those daft things in real life and **** Phil is a real person and getting very famous in
Icmeler as he can be seen from a distance in the evenings by all doormen as his nose really does glow red.
He flew in from Manchester one year with Jack The Fez and my wife and booked the executive lounge in Manchester airport as he does like a drink or two.
When he arrived in Icmeler he couldn't speak, stand up or do anything on his own and I found out from the wife that after he had drank the bar dry of Smirnoff and tonics he emptied the fridge full of Stella into his bag and took it all on the plane, hence his state.
Seeing as he was supposed to be taking care of Jack and my wife on the journey over I thought a little payback was in order so I poured him into a chair in Dennis's barber shop and told him to dye his hair and eyebrows WHITE

and funnily enough he has been a goodish boy since.
He had to stay an extra 2 weeks in Icmeler as he had his eyebrows shaved off and his hair cropped to the bone so his girlfriend (yes I know its unbelievable but he does have one) didn't see it.
Oh well its all good fun and going back to eyebrows when Chubs went to Las Vegas with us if you look closely at the photo's you will see that his are just growing back too
