Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 09:51
hey everyone, just thought I'd add this for a bit of fun!
any girl likes a cheesy compliment thrown her way doesnt' she? well in Icmeler they get thrown at every corner you walk around!
without naming the restaurant or waiter, what are the best cheesy compliments you have heard during your time in Icmeler.
To start the fun!
"Everytime you move your mouth it excites me"
"Put your sunglasses back on I am falling in love with your eyes"
"This is my wife" (as I walked past he shouted to other customers)
any girl likes a cheesy compliment thrown her way doesnt' she? well in Icmeler they get thrown at every corner you walk around!
without naming the restaurant or waiter, what are the best cheesy compliments you have heard during your time in Icmeler.
To start the fun!
"Everytime you move your mouth it excites me"
"Put your sunglasses back on I am falling in love with your eyes"
"This is my wife" (as I walked past he shouted to other customers)
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 12:08
I think the best one Anita had was on the beach, a guy telling her she was the most beautiful woman in the world and he wanted to marry her, and then his wife/gf rang his mobile!!!!
Cheese with a hint of sleaze
Chris & Anita
Cheese with a hint of sleaze
Chris & Anita
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 12:56
Best one (not waiter though) was when daughter and I were at the Wednesday market. Stallholder offered me several camels for her, but I just laughed and said she was worth more than that. He then said: "I will give you my Ferrari for her - I have two parked outside. Would you like the red one or the black one?" 
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 13:09
I hope you picked the red one.
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 14:54
jmelia128 wrote:I hope you picked the red one.
Naturally - the only colour a Ferrari should be!
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 17:06
Many years ago my dad was offered 20 camels for me - his reply - "just the one pack of fags then?"
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 18:57
One of the beachboys was trying his hardest to impress my friend, who is totally immune to turkish "charm", and his last resort was "I will shave your legs for you!"
Then there was the guy who sidled up to me when my friend went to the toilet and whispered he would forget he was married if I would spend the night with him.
Then there was the guy who sidled up to me when my friend went to the toilet and whispered he would forget he was married if I would spend the night with him.
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 19:45
On holiday in Turkey a few years ago, my son and stepson were impoverished and got alcoholic drinks bought for them by devising Turkish waiter chat up lines for the "honeys" - a different one for every six or so restaurants in a line -
The cheesiest one? - by far !!!
Waiter - Did it hurt?
Female reply - What ????
Did it hurt? .......... when you fell from heaven ????
The cheesiest one? - by far !!!
Waiter - Did it hurt?
Female reply - What ????
Did it hurt? .......... when you fell from heaven ????
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 21:46
A Turkish man once said to me'Will you marry me', i said' have you got loadsa money' and he said'no but i have a big heart!'
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
05 Jul 2012 22:47
Have had lots of cheesy lines over the years. Many say " where have you been all my life" my reply is either "Hiding" or "Running away" or "Avoiding men with bad chat up lines" The cheekiest waiter was one that booked a hotel room for us for the night when I said I would go to Eastenders with him as friends just for a dance and drink, needless to say I legged it! I often see him when I am there and we both have a laugh about it. He did say if he didn't try he didn't get- he didn't get anyway!
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
06 Jul 2012 09:34
This year it's 'hello nice to meet you, I'm Mr Grey'........it's even reached icmeler
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
06 Jul 2012 09:52
bellabella wrote:This year it's 'hello nice to meet you, I'm Mr Grey'........it's even reached icmeler
LMAO to this!!
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
06 Jul 2012 10:57
Brilliant!!!
Re: Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines
06 Jul 2012 11:21
bellabella wrote:This year it's 'hello nice to meet you, I'm Mr Grey'........it's even reached icmeler
OMG!! lolll... That made me giggle!! Love it