Turkish Waiter's cheesy chat up lines

[Southampton_Girl]

hey everyone, just thought I'd add this for a bit of fun!

any girl likes a cheesy compliment thrown her way doesnt' she? well in Icmeler they get thrown at every corner you walk around!

without naming the restaurant or waiter, what are the best cheesy compliments you have heard during your time in Icmeler.

To start the fun!

"Everytime you move your mouth it excites me"

"Put your sunglasses back on I am falling in love with your eyes"

"This is my wife" (as I walked past he shouted to other customers)

[Chris221273]

I think the best one Anita had was on the beach, a guy telling her she was the most beautiful woman in the world and he wanted to marry her, and then his wife/gf rang his mobile!!!!
Cheese with a hint of sleaze
Chris & Anita

[blondie]

Best one (not waiter though) was when daughter and I were at the Wednesday market. Stallholder offered me several camels for her, but I just laughed and said she was worth more than that. He then said: "I will give you my Ferrari for her - I have two parked outside. Would you like the red one or the black one?"

[jmelia128]

I hope you picked the red one.

[blondie]

I hope you picked the red one.

Naturally - the only colour a Ferrari should be!

[noodles1609]

Many years ago my dad was offered 20 camels for me - his reply - "just the one pack of fags then?"

[Canli]

One of the beachboys was trying his hardest to impress my friend, who is totally immune to turkish "charm", and his last resort was "I will shave your legs for you!"
Then there was the guy who sidled up to me when my friend went to the toilet and whispered he would forget he was married if I would spend the night with him.

[acko338]

On holiday in Turkey a few years ago, my son and stepson were impoverished and got alcoholic drinks bought for them by devising Turkish waiter chat up lines for the "honeys" - a different one for every six or so restaurants in a line -

The cheesiest one? - by far !!!

Waiter - Did it hurt?

Female reply - What ????

Did it hurt? .......... when you fell from heaven ????

[skilly]

A Turkish man once said to me'Will you marry me', i said' have you got loadsa money' and he said'no but i have a big heart!'

[Chocoholic]

Have had lots of cheesy lines over the years. Many say " where have you been all my life" my reply is either "Hiding" or "Running away" or "Avoiding men with bad chat up lines" The cheekiest waiter was one that booked a hotel room for us for the night when I said I would go to Eastenders with him as friends just for a dance and drink, needless to say I legged it! I often see him when I am there and we both have a laugh about it. He did say if he didn't try he didn't get- he didn't get anyway!

[bellabella]

This year it's 'hello nice to meet you, I'm Mr Grey'........it's even reached icmeler

[janeypoos]

This year it's 'hello nice to meet you, I'm Mr Grey'........it's even reached icmeler

LMAO to this!!

[Brownie1]

Brilliant!!!

[x-raki-girl-x]

This year it's 'hello nice to meet you, I'm Mr Grey'........it's even reached icmeler

OMG!! lolll... That made me giggle!! Love it