My son ordered a fry up one morning, when it arrived he said to the waiter , Ive only got two sausages and in the picture there's four. Waiter said so sorry sir took his plate away cut both the sausages in half then brought it back. I nearly wet myself. Sons face was a picture.
Was stood minding my own business by the pool one day and one of the staff pushed me in. Pretended I was drowning and couldn't swim and two of them jumped in fully clothed to save me while I swam off. (Don't try this one you will pay for it dearly and get dumped in the pool at every available moment)
After a night out in Marmaris realised we'd run out of money and flagged down a passing police car. Got a lift back to the apartments whilst the guy driving was talking to us in the back and I was screeching at him to look out for pedestrians and the odd guy on a bike. Conversation : I am learning English what time is it? Me : It's quarter to six. Guy in the front ah yes I am 31??? Got back to the apartments and they produced a camera and insisted the security guard at the apartments took all our pictures together in front of the police car .
I have loads more but I'd get banned
Anybody else have funny stories to share, although I guess you all have
