Especially for you Collette.
Here is Fido the kitten!!!
He's was born in March 1993. He's had a broken pelvis from a fight with a fox when he was 1.
He's got a wonky lip (which you can't quite see here) after he fought a Staff when he was 2 and had 3 stitches in his mouth.
The Staff had 22 from Fido's swift paw work. (The Staff had trespassed on to his territory, that'll learn the bugger!!)
He's got a metal plate in his front left leg after being run over the night England beat Spain in Euro 96. I came home from the pub to find him in the road covered in claret. 6 weeks and £1200 later (Insured thankfully) he was fine.
Since then he's only had minor scrapes, with other moggies, dogs, hedgehogs, a leylandii (Fire and rescue required after 2 nights in said tree) countless pigeons and a pot bellied pig, yes that's right, a pot bellied pig.
Now you know why he's not bothered by the hamster.......................HE'S KNACKERED!!!!