Icmeler Online Holiday Forum & Reviews - Turkey

While in Icmeler this year what is the best and worst patter you have heard from the workers in Icmeler.

I'll start with.......
Hello Very nice family.

Hello sir.... can I help you spend your money.

Hello very nice man, why are your kids + wife so pretty, yet you are so ugly Your wife + kids can eat for free but I must charge you double .

anyone else got one?

this is a good one , "" hello lovely couple its so nice to see grandad out with his granddaughter""


lol this is me and hubby who are both the same age.......... i felt good , hubby wasnt best pleased !!

Thats a good one cassie .

Hiya

Interesting one this and you'll probably not believe what i heard. Well here goes............................................. I heard Donna say "Is it my round?" I nearly fell over but it was okay you needn't all worry i didn't fall over, why? because i had nodded off on a sun lounger by the Cafe Del Mar and was only dreaming.

LOL

John

In the market a small boy aged about 6 selling T shirts on the stall

Buy 5 get me free

Stewart

smc4761 wrote:In the market a small bot aged about 6 selling T shirts on the stall

Buy 5 get me free

Stewart

Good one,,

hi all this is not the thing i heard its the thing i was saying lol. I SEE YOU BABE ........ and when i see a man with belly.just to make him happy i tell him a turkish saying:Man without belly,looks like a house without balcony

We went into a restaurant in September and enquired who the owner was. One of the bar staff said 'its the baldy man over there'
It still makes me smile as I am typing this

Turkish waiter asked my friend if she had a light, when she produced her lighter he asked for a cig! She gave him one as you have to admire his cheek.

skilly wrote:We went into a restaurant in September and enquired who the owner was. One of the bar staff said 'its the baldy man over there'
It still makes me smile as I am typing this

That must be the same baldy man we seen

Small world. .

At Barons restaurant..."Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding! Better than your wife!"

I had to agree

Then he added, with such pride "Made with REAL Bisto Gravy Sauce!"

My son Sam talking about the cocktail barman at Amigos... " I wanna take him home and keep him at the end of my bed to cheer me up.He's like a little Turkish Pixie!"

ekrem wrote:hi all this is not the thing i heard its the thing i was saying lol. I SEE YOU BABE ........ and when i see a man with belly.just to make him happy i tell him a turkish saying:Man without belly,looks like a house without balcony

Hi erkem,
good sayings.
I also heard . .. A Man With No Decking Is a Man With No ??????????????????????????????????????? .back garden .

when walking past the hairdressers, (I'm kinda thin on top), the guys would shout to mrs magoo, "hello lady.... haircut?/colour?/pedicure etc.....Sir.... hair extensions while you wait on her" you've got to laugh at their cheek.

mind you some people don't get the humour. a couple of years ago, a guy at our apartments was really moaning because a couple of guys had shouted and asked his wife why she was with such an ugly man and that he must be very rich.


magoo

mr magoo wrote:when walking past the hairdressers, (I'm kinda thin on top), the guys would shout to mrs magoo, "hello lady.... haircut?/colour?/pedicure etc.....Sir.... hair extensions while you wait on her" you've got to laugh at their cheek.

mind you some people don't get the humour. a couple of years ago, a guy at our apartments was really moaning because a couple of guys had shouted and asked his wife why she was with such an ugly man and that he must be very rich.


magoo

If I was that man, I would have said ....." No ...Iam Bigguss dickuss " .........and Iam skint. . .