what's your priorities for a holiday?

Been reading reviews and it got me thinking. I've read that sheets and towels aren't changed every day - I don't change mine at home that often! Then there's differences in location, size of property etc etc. So I thought I'd ask you all what are your 3 main priorities when choosing your holiday. Bearing in mind you're icmelerites - place and weather aren't allowed.
Mine:
1) location in relation to resort facilities
2) size of property - ie how many can fit around that pool!
3) rooms - size, balcony etc
Mine:
1) location in relation to resort facilities
2) size of property - ie how many can fit around that pool!
3) rooms - size, balcony etc