Icmeler Online Holiday Forum & Reviews - Turkey

2 weeks and a bit before I'm on holiday. I'm issuing a warning in advance.

To all the people in Icmeler between now and June 4th.

MAKE SURE THERE'S SOME BEER LEFT FOR WHEN I GET THERE. OR ELSE.

Will leave 2 efes on the bar should be plenty .I will call in chippys to tell them Norman on is way extra work for fishermen see you soon

We'll have less of this threatening behaviour from you Madazahatter are you trying your utmost to put dampeners on Good Folks holidays. I feel so low by the thought of having to keep a constant eye on the level of supplies in the chilling cabinet I am contemplating the cancellation of the forth coming vacation.
We have already set our arrangments to commence our stay earlier than yours to ensure we are able to get a taste before your party decends upon us and devours all the liquid refreshment to be found.
What do you mean " OR ELSE " just because you have your Dad with you at your side is no protection or gives you the right to dictate how things will be. Oz " The Horrible" and Reg "The Rottweiler" wIll have been fully briefed as to the immediate penalties to impose like the allocation of accomodation 107 & 207.

Best regards ..... Arthur