revenge of the wheel

after a vindaloo and the odd efes[nine or ten]my stomach started rumbling. so armed with my newly bought paper. i set off to the smallest room.sitting comfortably i finished the crossword and my business.now the bit i look forward to all year the wheel.i stretched back located it's nobbly edge and lovingly turned.unfortunately the only thing that was soothed and refreshed was my shorts that were round my ankles at the time.some dirty sod had changed the toilet to a European style one, no warning nothing just a bent pipe.now i am the wrong shape for handstands in the shower so i look forward to the bliss of the wheel next year.