I usually enjoy the travelling out part of our holidays so got to Gatwick early to have a nice Fillet Steak Dinner with some pints.
"Sorry Sir you can only have a plastic knife because of the terrorist threat"
Bloody thing could hardly cut through the butter let alone the steak! AND the beer was in plastic glasses!
Maybe they have shares in a plastics factory?
Still I suppose it made my first
Icmeler meal with an Efes in an ice frosted glass all the better?
Maybe they don't have terrorists in Turkey?
