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best patter at the wed market

Postby geordiedave45 » 15 Aug 2010 21:11

one woman was asked to buy this guys shirts as he said hers were from the salvation army priceless
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby brookside » 24 Aug 2010 16:52

last year i went with wife, kids, outlaws etc. sarah (wife) went to the market with her very thin on top uncle. walked past a stall selling wigs and the guy jumped up and shouted 'hey, baldy, i have your colour'
laughed a lot when i was told.
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby Vikki » 27 Aug 2010 11:09

My friend was at the market last month and she is quite big busted one of the guys on the stalls shouted to her ...Hey Jordan do you want me to weigh your melons for you i couldnt stop laughing when she told me this :lol: :lol:
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby blondie » 27 Aug 2010 11:31

Vikki wrote:My friend was at the market last month and she is quite big busted one of the guys on the stalls shouted to her ...Hey Jordan do you want me to weigh your melons for you i couldnt stop laughing when she told me this :lol: :lol:

Must be the one who said the same to me! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I also had to laugh at the one who offered me several camels for my daughter, who he said had to be a film star...then when I said his offer wasn't good enough, told me he had two Ferraris parked at the back of the market and I could have my pick of the black one or the red one! :D
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby Lee101 » 27 Aug 2010 12:23

Last year walkin past Turkish Primark guy grabed me in " look look boxers big bollock sizes2 classic
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby Vikki » 28 Aug 2010 07:29

:lol: How funny i cant wait to go there myself i love all the patter and the banter...Good Fun :lol:
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby John_Lane » 28 Aug 2010 07:45

One boy, probably about eleven, said "buy five get me free"

Have you noticed it used to be "cheaper than ASDA" but its now more often "cheaper than PRIMARK"?
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby carol0912 » 07 Sep 2010 21:45

Was there end of August and guy on bag stall saying 3 for a tenner, cheap shite, cheap shite. Brilliant.
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Re: best patter at the wed market

Postby Vikki » 09 Sep 2010 09:57

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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