Things you heard !

[jambogarry]

While in Icmeler this year what is the best and worst patter you have heard from the workers in Icmeler.

I'll start with.......
Hello Very nice family.

Hello sir.... can I help you spend your money.

Hello very nice man, why are your kids + wife so pretty, yet you are so ugly Your wife + kids can eat for free but I must charge you double .

anyone else got one?

[cassie]

this is a good one , "" hello lovely couple its so nice to see grandad out with his granddaughter""


lol this is me and hubby who are both the same age.......... i felt good , hubby wasnt best pleased !!

[jambogarry]

Thats a good one cassie .

[Cummo]

Hiya

Interesting one this and you'll probably not believe what i heard. Well here goes............................................. I heard Donna say "Is it my round?" I nearly fell over but it was okay you needn't all worry i didn't fall over, why? because i had nodded off on a sun lounger by the Cafe Del Mar and was only dreaming.

LOL

John

[smc4761]

In the market a small boy aged about 6 selling T shirts on the stall

Buy 5 get me free

Stewart

[jambogarry]

In the market a small bot aged about 6 selling T shirts on the stall

Buy 5 get me free

Stewart

Good one,,

[ekrem]

hi all this is not the thing i heard its the thing i was saying lol. I SEE YOU BABE ........ and when i see a man with belly.just to make him happy i tell him a turkish saying:Man without belly,looks like a house without balcony

[skilly]

We went into a restaurant in September and enquired who the owner was. One of the bar staff said 'its the baldy man over there'
It still makes me smile as I am typing this

[Harleybabe]

Turkish waiter asked my friend if she had a light, when she produced her lighter he asked for a cig! She gave him one as you have to admire his cheek.

[jambogarry]

We went into a restaurant in September and enquired who the owner was. One of the bar staff said 'its the baldy man over there'
It still makes me smile as I am typing this

That must be the same baldy man we seen

Small world. .

[andytaj]

At Barons restaurant..."Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding! Better than your wife!"

I had to agree

Then he added, with such pride "Made with REAL Bisto Gravy Sauce!"

My son Sam talking about the cocktail barman at Amigos... " I wanna take him home and keep him at the end of my bed to cheer me up.He's like a little Turkish Pixie!"

[jambogarry]

hi all this is not the thing i heard its the thing i was saying lol. I SEE YOU BABE ........ and when i see a man with belly.just to make him happy i tell him a turkish saying:Man without belly,looks like a house without balcony

Hi erkem,
good sayings.
I also heard . .. A Man With No Decking Is a Man With No ??????????????????????????????????????? .back garden .

[mr magoo]

when walking past the hairdressers, (I'm kinda thin on top), the guys would shout to mrs magoo, "hello lady.... haircut?/colour?/pedicure etc.....Sir.... hair extensions while you wait on her" you've got to laugh at their cheek.

mind you some people don't get the humour. a couple of years ago, a guy at our apartments was really moaning because a couple of guys had shouted and asked his wife why she was with such an ugly man and that he must be very rich.


magoo

[jambogarry]

when walking past the hairdressers, (I'm kinda thin on top), the guys would shout to mrs magoo, "hello lady.... haircut?/colour?/pedicure etc.....Sir.... hair extensions while you wait on her" you've got to laugh at their cheek.

mind you some people don't get the humour. a couple of years ago, a guy at our apartments was really moaning because a couple of guys had shouted and asked his wife why she was with such an ugly man and that he must be very rich.


magoo

If I was that man, I would have said ....." No ...Iam Bigguss dickuss " .........and Iam skint. . .