ICMELER funny but true
18 Sep 2008 18:06
i was in icmeler in july, a russian lady came and asked me if i would like to sleep with her for £50.. i said "well i am not that tired at the moment but the money will come in handy"... she didnt get the joke.. so i laughingly offered £20 as a joke i hasten to add it was a joke..... she refused, but two days later whilst walking out of the Diva bar with my wife, i was approached by the same woman... she shouted too me in broken english.. "you dont get much for £20 do you honey"... SPEACHLESS I WAS 
..PS this is a joke intended to brighten those people up who unlike me arent going back to paradise...2morrow i will be there DIVA bar here i come ..... BIG STOKE BLOKE ON TOUR.....
..PS this is a joke intended to brighten those people up who unlike me arent going back to paradise...2morrow i will be there DIVA bar here i come ..... BIG STOKE BLOKE ON TOUR.....
used the chinese with chinese chef
18 Sep 2008 18:59
went the chinese restaurant off the old town road in Icmeler ... meal was ok... chicken satay... the waiter asked what the meal was like.. i said the chicken was "rubbery"y... he said "oh thanks very much"
18 Sep 2008 19:28
Hi Tone
Thanks for the laugh. Getting exited myself now fly out tomorrow night
Do you stay at the Diva all the time.?
Lynn
Thanks for the laugh. Getting exited myself now fly out tomorrow night
Do you stay at the Diva all the time.?
Lynn
18 Sep 2008 19:38
Lynn m wrote:Hi Tone
Thanks for the laugh. Getting exited myself now fly out tomorrow night
Do you stay at the Diva all the time.?
Lynn
hi lynn... no i just drink in there alot.. er everynight me and the wife call in for a few.. we are staying at the private across the road.. have a great time and glad i made atleast one person laugh.. take care.. big stoke bloke
Icmeler funny but true
18 Sep 2008 21:34
Made me laugh!!!!!
18 Sep 2008 22:29
I wish it was me 
18 Sep 2008 22:37
Admin
What do you mean!!!
"I wish it was me" !
Being chatted up by a :---
Russian--"LADY of the NIGHT"--
Explain your self !!
A rather confused
Peli
What do you mean!!!
"I wish it was me" !
Being chatted up by a :---
Russian--"LADY of the NIGHT"--
Explain your self !!
A rather confused
Peli
19 Sep 2008 05:18
Just got to work - made my day - read it out to everyone in the office.
Thanks a millions - great stuff.
Thanks a millions - great stuff.
19 Sep 2008 08:38
hahaha Peli I meant I wish it was me in the Diva watching him hahaha
19 Sep 2008 10:28
While we are in the mood for jokes.........
Man was in the Venice bar by himself when he asked the waiter if he had any good numbers for ladies of the night.The waiter was only to happy to provide him with one.So the Man runs back to his hotel room grabs the phone and dials the number.A women answers so the Man says 'I want you to come to my room its number 26.Wear your sexiest little numer and bring some baby oil and give me a massage.How does that sound'
The women replied 'Sounds fun sir but to get an outside line you need to dial a 9 first.
Man was in the Venice bar by himself when he asked the waiter if he had any good numbers for ladies of the night.The waiter was only to happy to provide him with one.So the Man runs back to his hotel room grabs the phone and dials the number.A women answers so the Man says 'I want you to come to my room its number 26.Wear your sexiest little numer and bring some baby oil and give me a massage.How does that sound'
The women replied 'Sounds fun sir but to get an outside line you need to dial a 9 first.